Comedy

Al Murray – All You Need Is Guv

Saturday 19 June 2027
Jersey Opera House

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Hey cool cats!Hot on the heels of a sold-out first leg of his brand-new stand-up show across 2026, The Guv's extending his tour of these green and groovy isles into 2027. Time for another round, wouldn’t you say?There’s no denying the world’s a mess daddio, but there is a glimmer of hope as the globe’s favourite Pub Landlord returns with his like-nobody-else Common Sense hot-takes for the masses, offering a much-needed truth tonic (pint for the fella/glass of white wine for the lady) for these whacked out and troubled times. With a fresh and frothing pint to hand, a barrel of laughs to pour from, and a flower in his heart, Guv is all you need. And for the brave, bold, and plain straight crazy cats amongst you who want a proper taste of the action, be part of THE SPLASH ZONE*. These tickets are front-and-centre, so when the Guv sets the world to rights with a pint in hand, it won’t just be wisdom showering down on you. Book ‘em quick and wear the damn poncho. (Ticket includes tour poncho, a souvenir lanyard and some exclusive digital content from the Guv himself)*Splashing not guaranteed★★★★★ ‘A supremely polished performer’ Mail on Sunday★★★★ ‘Wickedly witty Stuff’ The Telegraph‘It remains one of the great joys in comedy to see the Pub Landlord befriend and belittle the front rows’ The TimesAge Guidance: Strictly 14+ due to strong language and adult humour.This show contains haze, flashing lights and loud music.Latecomers may not be permitted until after the interval. 

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