
JFOW 25: Slow Horses To Clown Town – Mick Herron & Will Smith
Friday 26 September 2025 Freedom Centre
Thursday 30 October 2025 Jersey Opera House
Book nowBritain’s greatest cabaret trio have been entertaining audiences for over forty fierce and fabulous years with their razor-sharp satire. With matchless musical ingenuity and style, these indomitable women, Dillie Keane, Adele Anderson and Liza Pulman, are still mistresses of their craft.
On their 40th Anniversary tour in 2023/4 Fascinating Aïda played over 100 sell-out shows in the UK, including three nights at both the London Palladium and the Royal Festival Hall.
If you’ve been delighted by Dogging, sung along to Cheap Flights or shared their rudest ever Christmas song, don’t miss the chance to see these unstoppable performers in their glorious prime!
Show running time: approx. 2 hours excluding interval.
Age guidance: 14+ Suitable for feisty teenagers upwards.
Hugely educational – includes bad language, interesting words and sexual references.
Please check seat information carefully before purchasing, as some seats may have restricted views, limited legroom, or other notes affecting comfort and visibility.
Step into our 650-seat auditorium — grand, atmospheric, and made for unforgettable nights. Whether you're in the stalls or up in the Gods, every seat puts you at the heart of the action.
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