Comedy

Mark Steel: What The F*** Is Going On?

Wednesday 26 May 2027
Jersey Opera House

Tickets

In his hit BBC Radio 4 show ‘Mark Steel’s In Town’, Mark tries to explain simply and plainly how each town works. In this brand-new show he’ll do the same, but for the state of the world.

He’ll be calmly and gently yelling in exasperation at the crazy fruitbat bonkers eruptions of infuriating insanity that blasts in every direction at us all, so that at the end of the show it all makes sense and we can relax in a dreamy sense of well-being and never be bothered by anything ever again.

Strictly 14+ likely to be swearing and adult content. Children under 14 will not be permitted to enter.

Strictly no filming/photography.

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